Discussion:
OT - Paris Hilton sings!
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Dav
2005-05-02 08:37:30 UTC
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For anyone that follows the world's ultimate groupie/hanger-on. Is
there anything that she *can't* do?

Vivre l'Autotune!


http://rapidshare.de/files/1514910/paris_hilton_-_screwed__album_version_.mp3.html
--
"Interviewing Avril Lavigne is like being hit over the head
with a shovel - an unpleasant experience, which leaves you
feeling dazed and hoping it never happens again."

-- Belfast Telegraph


np: The Clash - Safe European Home
miner.-
2005-05-02 14:08:01 UTC
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Post by Dav
For anyone that follows the world's ultimate groupie/hanger-on. Is
there anything that she *can't* do?
Vivre l'Autotune!
http://rapidshare.de/files/1514910/paris_hilton_-_screwed__album_version_.mp3.html
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Yes she can also *act*
Isn't she in the House Of Wax remake?

miner.-
miner.-
2005-05-02 14:10:13 UTC
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Post by miner.-
Post by Dav
For anyone that follows the world's ultimate groupie/hanger-on. Is
there anything that she *can't* do?
Vivre l'Autotune!
http://rapidshare.de/files/1514910/paris_hilton_-_screwed__album_version_.mp3.html
--
Yes she can also *act*
Isn't she in the House Of Wax remake?
miner.-
Look, she's got quite a career already
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0385296/

miner.-
Nodfellow
2005-05-02 14:49:40 UTC
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Post by miner.-
Post by miner.-
Post by Dav
For anyone that follows the world's ultimate groupie/hanger-on. Is
there anything that she *can't* do?
Vivre l'Autotune!
http://rapidshare.de/files/1514910/paris_hilton_-_screwed__album_version_.mp3.html
Post by miner.-
Post by miner.-
Post by Dav
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Yes she can also *act*
Isn't she in the House Of Wax remake?
miner.-
Look, she's got quite a career already
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0385296/
miner.-
And she likes to play golf.
miner.-
2005-05-02 15:00:32 UTC
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Post by Dav
Post by miner.-
Post by miner.-
Post by Dav
For anyone that follows the world's ultimate groupie/hanger-on. Is
there anything that she *can't* do?
Vivre l'Autotune!
http://rapidshare.de/files/1514910/paris_hilton_-_screwed__album_version_.mp3.html
Post by miner.-
Post by miner.-
Post by Dav
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Yes she can also *act*
Isn't she in the House Of Wax remake?
miner.-
Look, she's got quite a career already
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0385296/
miner.-
And she likes to play golf.
All that money and no one has the nerve to tell her she has
Gonzo's nose!!!

She keeps being described as 'Beautiful' WTF if she was on the Tesco till
she's be lucky to manage 'Pretty'.
Just because of those Billions of $$$$

Nearly as sad as Posh n Becks, really are people really interested in them?


miner.-
Dav
2005-05-02 17:28:44 UTC
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On Mon, 2 May 2005 16:00:32 +0100, "miner.-"
Post by miner.-
All that money and no one has the nerve to tell her she has
Gonzo's nose!!!
She keeps being described as 'Beautiful' WTF if she was on the Tesco till
she's be lucky to manage 'Pretty'.
Just because of those Billions of $$$$
She came in the Top 10 of 'World's Sexiest Woman' in FHM (or some
other lad's mag) the other week. The world has gone insane.
Post by miner.-
Nearly as sad as Posh n Becks, really are people really interested in them?
I think they easily filled the 'Charles 'n' Diana' void in some folks'
lives... ;)
--
"Interviewing Avril Lavigne is like being hit over the head
with a shovel - an unpleasant experience, which leaves you
feeling dazed and hoping it never happens again."

-- Belfast Telegraph


np: The Ramones - Slug [Demo]
miner.-
2005-05-02 18:27:53 UTC
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Post by Dav
On Mon, 2 May 2005 16:00:32 +0100, "miner.-"
Post by miner.-
All that money and no one has the nerve to tell her she has
Gonzo's nose!!!
She keeps being described as 'Beautiful' WTF if she was on the Tesco till
she's be lucky to manage 'Pretty'.
Just because of those Billions of $$$$
She came in the Top 10 of 'World's Sexiest Woman' in FHM (or some
other lad's mag) the other week. The world has gone insane.
It's only because of the porno home movie tbh, otherwise she's just
another ZZZZZZZZZZZZ list airhead
Post by Dav
Post by miner.-
Nearly as sad as Posh n Becks, really are people really interested in them?
I think they easily filled the 'Charles 'n' Diana' void in some folks'
lives... ;)
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Fuck me some people really must have some big empty heads then.

miner.-
Dav
2005-05-02 19:03:48 UTC
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On Mon, 2 May 2005 19:27:53 +0100, "miner.-"
Post by miner.-
Post by Dav
On Mon, 2 May 2005 16:00:32 +0100, "miner.-"
Post by miner.-
All that money and no one has the nerve to tell her she has
Gonzo's nose!!!
She keeps being described as 'Beautiful' WTF if she was on the Tesco till
she's be lucky to manage 'Pretty'.
Just because of those Billions of $$$$
She came in the Top 10 of 'World's Sexiest Woman' in FHM (or some
other lad's mag) the other week. The world has gone insane.
It's only because of the porno home movie tbh, otherwise she's just
another ZZZZZZZZZZZZ list airhead
The difference being is that she has a knack for self-publicity. Ever
wondered how all those photographers happen to always be on the spot
when she falls out of a club flashing her tits and pussy whilst
clinging to the arm of her latest fuckboy or celebrity 'friend'?
Post by miner.-
Post by Dav
Post by miner.-
Nearly as sad as Posh n Becks, really are people really interested in them?
I think they easily filled the 'Charles 'n' Diana' void in some folks'
lives... ;)
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Fuck me some people really must have some big empty heads then.
Heh - only just figured that out? You're getting slow... :)
--
"Interviewing Avril Lavigne is like being hit over the head
with a shovel - an unpleasant experience, which leaves you
feeling dazed and hoping it never happens again."

-- Belfast Telegraph


np: Sham 69 - Hersham Boys
miner.-
2005-05-04 17:54:21 UTC
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Post by Dav
Post by miner.-
Post by Dav
Post by miner.-
Nearly as sad as Posh n Becks, really are people really interested in them?
I think they easily filled the 'Charles 'n' Diana' void in some folks'
lives... ;)
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Fuck me some people really must have some big empty heads then.
Heh - only just figured that out? You're getting slow... :)
--
No I meant
As much as I hate the royal family and everything they stand for, Charles &
Di were dull as dishwater
but P&B even duller so it's gonna take a lot more of them to fill anything,
in fact they are so shallow I don't think they could fill
a thimble, iykwim?


miner.-
Dav
2005-05-02 17:36:23 UTC
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On Mon, 2 May 2005 15:08:01 +0100, "miner.-"
Post by miner.-
Post by Dav
For anyone that follows the world's ultimate groupie/hanger-on. Is
there anything that she *can't* do?
Vivre l'Autotune!
http://rapidshare.de/files/1514910/paris_hilton_-_screwed__album_version_.mp3.html
--
Yes she can also *act*
Isn't she in the House Of Wax remake?
I think she's writing a book and trying her hand at being an artist.
Using her money to try and do something to justify her existence and
be famous for something other than internet sex tapes and bothering
celebrities.

Avril showed remarkable restraint in not uppercutting the 'worthless
slut' (Av's words) through the wall following what shall henceforth
only be known as the 'Parisgate Incident'...
--
"Interviewing Avril Lavigne is like being hit over the head
with a shovel - an unpleasant experience, which leaves you
feeling dazed and hoping it never happens again."

-- Belfast Telegraph


np: The Ramones - Sheena Is A Punk Rocker [Single Version]
REMUS
2005-05-02 18:35:31 UTC
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Post by Dav
Post by miner.-
Post by Dav
For anyone that follows the world's ultimate groupie/hanger-on. Is
there anything that she *can't* do?
Vivre l'Autotune!
http://rapidshare.de/files/1514910/paris_hilton_-_screwed__album_version_.mp3.html
--
Yes she can also *act*
Isn't she in the House Of Wax remake?
I think she's writing a book and trying her hand at being an artist.
Using her money to try and do something to justify her existence and
be famous for something other than internet sex tapes and bothering
celebrities.
Avril showed remarkable restraint in not uppercutting the 'worthless
slut' (Av's words) through the wall following what shall henceforth
only be known as the 'Parisgate Incident'...
I would of been damn impressed if Avril had done so!
Dav
2005-05-02 19:14:15 UTC
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Post by REMUS
Post by Dav
Post by miner.-
Post by Dav
For anyone that follows the world's ultimate groupie/hanger-on. Is
there anything that she *can't* do?
Vivre l'Autotune!
http://rapidshare.de/files/1514910/paris_hilton_-_screwed__album_version_.mp3.html
--
Yes she can also *act*
Isn't she in the House Of Wax remake?
I think she's writing a book and trying her hand at being an artist.
Using her money to try and do something to justify her existence and
be famous for something other than internet sex tapes and bothering
celebrities.
Avril showed remarkable restraint in not uppercutting the 'worthless
slut' (Av's words) through the wall following what shall henceforth
only be known as the 'Parisgate Incident'...
I would of been damn impressed if Avril had done so!
Part of me *was* screaming "Go on Av, do her!" when I saw the first
pic in the series. :)

Then again, Paris *is* always surrounded by hired goons who wouldn't
have hesitated to stomp Avril's guts out in a flash. She also
(allegedly) has mafia connections...
--
"Interviewing Avril Lavigne is like being hit over the head
with a shovel - an unpleasant experience, which leaves you
feeling dazed and hoping it never happens again."

-- Belfast Telegraph


np: Sham 69 - Jack
miner.-
2005-05-02 18:39:36 UTC
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Post by Dav
On Mon, 2 May 2005 15:08:01 +0100, "miner.-"
Post by miner.-
Post by Dav
For anyone that follows the world's ultimate groupie/hanger-on. Is
there anything that she *can't* do?
Vivre l'Autotune!
http://rapidshare.de/files/1514910/paris_hilton_-_screwed__album_version_.mp3.html
--
Yes she can also *act*
Isn't she in the House Of Wax remake?
I think she's writing a book and trying her hand at being an artist.
Using her money to try and do something to justify her existence and
be famous for something other than internet sex tapes and bothering
celebrities.
Avril showed remarkable restraint in not uppercutting the 'worthless
slut' (Av's words) through the wall following what shall henceforth
only be known as the 'Parisgate Incident'...
--
She should have lezzed her up a bit instead

miner.-
Dav
2005-05-02 19:09:40 UTC
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On Mon, 2 May 2005 19:39:36 +0100, "miner.-"
Post by miner.-
Post by Dav
On Mon, 2 May 2005 15:08:01 +0100, "miner.-"
Post by miner.-
Post by Dav
For anyone that follows the world's ultimate groupie/hanger-on. Is
there anything that she *can't* do?
Vivre l'Autotune!
http://rapidshare.de/files/1514910/paris_hilton_-_screwed__album_version_.mp3.html
--
Yes she can also *act*
Isn't she in the House Of Wax remake?
I think she's writing a book and trying her hand at being an artist.
Using her money to try and do something to justify her existence and
be famous for something other than internet sex tapes and bothering
celebrities.
Avril showed remarkable restraint in not uppercutting the 'worthless
slut' (Av's words) through the wall following what shall henceforth
only be known as the 'Parisgate Incident'...
--
She should have lezzed her up a bit instead
Excuse me while I hork up the leftover pizza I just finished off.
Paris Hilton is not hot in any way...

Did you listen to the song, btw?
--
"Interviewing Avril Lavigne is like being hit over the head
with a shovel - an unpleasant experience, which leaves you
feeling dazed and hoping it never happens again."

-- Belfast Telegraph


np: Sham 69 - Give A Dog A Bone
miner.-
2005-05-04 19:27:45 UTC
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Post by Dav
On Mon, 2 May 2005 19:39:36 +0100, "miner.-"
Post by miner.-
Post by Dav
On Mon, 2 May 2005 15:08:01 +0100, "miner.-"
Post by miner.-
Post by Dav
For anyone that follows the world's ultimate groupie/hanger-on. Is
there anything that she *can't* do?
Vivre l'Autotune!
http://rapidshare.de/files/1514910/paris_hilton_-_screwed__album_version_.mp3.html
--
Yes she can also *act*
Isn't she in the House Of Wax remake?
I think she's writing a book and trying her hand at being an artist.
Using her money to try and do something to justify her existence and
be famous for something other than internet sex tapes and bothering
celebrities.
Avril showed remarkable restraint in not uppercutting the 'worthless
slut' (Av's words) through the wall following what shall henceforth
only be known as the 'Parisgate Incident'...
--
She should have lezzed her up a bit instead
Excuse me while I hork up the leftover pizza I just finished off.
Paris Hilton is not hot in any way...
She could have clumped her afterwards to liven things up
Post by Dav
Did you listen to the song, btw?
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No still unable to get it.

miner.-

np: quality drivel - subliminal cuts
Dav
2005-05-04 20:16:54 UTC
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On Wed, 4 May 2005 20:27:45 +0100, "miner.-"
Post by miner.-
Post by Dav
On Mon, 2 May 2005 19:39:36 +0100, "miner.-"
Post by miner.-
Post by Dav
On Mon, 2 May 2005 15:08:01 +0100, "miner.-"
Post by miner.-
Post by Dav
For anyone that follows the world's ultimate groupie/hanger-on. Is
there anything that she *can't* do?
Vivre l'Autotune!
http://rapidshare.de/files/1514910/paris_hilton_-_screwed__album_version_.mp3.html
--
Yes she can also *act*
Isn't she in the House Of Wax remake?
I think she's writing a book and trying her hand at being an artist.
Using her money to try and do something to justify her existence and
be famous for something other than internet sex tapes and bothering
celebrities.
Avril showed remarkable restraint in not uppercutting the 'worthless
slut' (Av's words) through the wall following what shall henceforth
only be known as the 'Parisgate Incident'...
--
She should have lezzed her up a bit instead
Excuse me while I hork up the leftover pizza I just finished off.
Paris Hilton is not hot in any way...
She could have clumped her afterwards to liven things up
I'd pay to see Paris getting kicked in the pussy.
Post by miner.-
Post by Dav
Did you listen to the song, btw?
--
No still unable to get it.
You're not really missing much. She says 'I'm screwed' a lot... :)
--
"Interviewing Avril Lavigne is like being hit over the head
with a shovel - an unpleasant experience, which leaves you
feeling dazed and hoping it never happens again."

-- Belfast Telegraph


np: Johnny Rotten & Sid Vicious - 1977
miner.-
2005-05-05 14:20:35 UTC
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Post by Dav
On Wed, 4 May 2005 20:27:45 +0100, "miner.-"
Post by miner.-
Post by Dav
On Mon, 2 May 2005 19:39:36 +0100, "miner.-"
Post by miner.-
Post by Dav
On Mon, 2 May 2005 15:08:01 +0100, "miner.-"
Post by miner.-
Post by Dav
For anyone that follows the world's ultimate groupie/hanger-on. Is
there anything that she *can't* do?
Vivre l'Autotune!
http://rapidshare.de/files/1514910/paris_hilton_-_screwed__album_version_.mp3.html
--
Yes she can also *act*
Isn't she in the House Of Wax remake?
I think she's writing a book and trying her hand at being an artist.
Using her money to try and do something to justify her existence and
be famous for something other than internet sex tapes and bothering
celebrities.
Avril showed remarkable restraint in not uppercutting the 'worthless
slut' (Av's words) through the wall following what shall henceforth
only be known as the 'Parisgate Incident'...
--
She should have lezzed her up a bit instead
Excuse me while I hork up the leftover pizza I just finished off.
Paris Hilton is not hot in any way...
She could have clumped her afterwards to liven things up
I'd pay to see Paris getting kicked in the pussy.
Post by miner.-
Post by Dav
Did you listen to the song, btw?
--
No still unable to get it.
You're not really missing much. She says 'I'm screwed' a lot... :)
--
Not one to rush out and buy then

miner.-
Dav
2005-05-05 15:52:56 UTC
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On Thu, 5 May 2005 15:20:35 +0100, "miner.-"
Post by miner.-
Post by Dav
On Wed, 4 May 2005 20:27:45 +0100, "miner.-"
Post by miner.-
Post by Dav
On Mon, 2 May 2005 19:39:36 +0100, "miner.-"
Post by miner.-
Post by Dav
On Mon, 2 May 2005 15:08:01 +0100, "miner.-"
Post by miner.-
Post by Dav
For anyone that follows the world's ultimate groupie/hanger-on. Is
there anything that she *can't* do?
Vivre l'Autotune!
http://rapidshare.de/files/1514910/paris_hilton_-_screwed__album_version_.mp3.html
--
Yes she can also *act*
Isn't she in the House Of Wax remake?
I think she's writing a book and trying her hand at being an artist.
Using her money to try and do something to justify her existence and
be famous for something other than internet sex tapes and bothering
celebrities.
Avril showed remarkable restraint in not uppercutting the 'worthless
slut' (Av's words) through the wall following what shall henceforth
only be known as the 'Parisgate Incident'...
--
She should have lezzed her up a bit instead
Excuse me while I hork up the leftover pizza I just finished off.
Paris Hilton is not hot in any way...
She could have clumped her afterwards to liven things up
I'd pay to see Paris getting kicked in the pussy.
Post by miner.-
Post by Dav
Did you listen to the song, btw?
--
No still unable to get it.
You're not really missing much. She says 'I'm screwed' a lot... :)
--
Not one to rush out and buy then
It's debatable whatever her album will ever see the light of day.
Apparently this song has been doing the rounds online for about six
months - it bombed extremely badly on the radio...
--
"Interviewing Avril Lavigne is like being hit over the head
with a shovel - an unpleasant experience, which leaves you
feeling dazed and hoping it never happens again."

-- Belfast Telegraph


np: The Wasps - Teenage Treats
miner.-
2005-05-06 15:22:45 UTC
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Post by Dav
On Thu, 5 May 2005 15:20:35 +0100, "miner.-"
Post by miner.-
Post by Dav
On Wed, 4 May 2005 20:27:45 +0100, "miner.-"
Post by miner.-
Post by Dav
On Mon, 2 May 2005 19:39:36 +0100, "miner.-"
Post by miner.-
Post by Dav
On Mon, 2 May 2005 15:08:01 +0100, "miner.-"
Post by miner.-
Post by Dav
For anyone that follows the world's ultimate groupie/hanger-on. Is
there anything that she *can't* do?
Vivre l'Autotune!
http://rapidshare.de/files/1514910/paris_hilton_-_screwed__album_version_.mp3.html
--
Yes she can also *act*
Isn't she in the House Of Wax remake?
I think she's writing a book and trying her hand at being an artist.
Using her money to try and do something to justify her existence and
be famous for something other than internet sex tapes and bothering
celebrities.
Avril showed remarkable restraint in not uppercutting the 'worthless
slut' (Av's words) through the wall following what shall henceforth
only be known as the 'Parisgate Incident'...
--
She should have lezzed her up a bit instead
Excuse me while I hork up the leftover pizza I just finished off.
Paris Hilton is not hot in any way...
She could have clumped her afterwards to liven things up
I'd pay to see Paris getting kicked in the pussy.
Post by miner.-
Post by Dav
Did you listen to the song, btw?
--
No still unable to get it.
You're not really missing much. She says 'I'm screwed' a lot... :)
--
Not one to rush out and buy then
It's debatable whatever her album will ever see the light of day.
Apparently this song has been doing the rounds online for about six
months - it bombed extremely badly on the radio...
--
Oh well, if all else fails she can live on her family billions

miner.-

np: street people - personal values
Dav
2005-05-06 16:37:38 UTC
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On Fri, 6 May 2005 16:22:45 +0100, "miner.-"
Post by miner.-
Post by Dav
On Thu, 5 May 2005 15:20:35 +0100, "miner.-"
Post by miner.-
Post by Dav
On Wed, 4 May 2005 20:27:45 +0100, "miner.-"
Post by miner.-
Post by Dav
On Mon, 2 May 2005 19:39:36 +0100, "miner.-"
Post by miner.-
Post by Dav
On Mon, 2 May 2005 15:08:01 +0100, "miner.-"
Post by miner.-
Post by Dav
For anyone that follows the world's ultimate groupie/hanger-on. Is
there anything that she *can't* do?
Vivre l'Autotune!
http://rapidshare.de/files/1514910/paris_hilton_-_screwed__album_version_.mp3.html
--
Yes she can also *act*
Isn't she in the House Of Wax remake?
I think she's writing a book and trying her hand at being an artist.
Using her money to try and do something to justify her existence and
be famous for something other than internet sex tapes and bothering
celebrities.
Avril showed remarkable restraint in not uppercutting the 'worthless
slut' (Av's words) through the wall following what shall henceforth
only be known as the 'Parisgate Incident'...
--
She should have lezzed her up a bit instead
Excuse me while I hork up the leftover pizza I just finished off.
Paris Hilton is not hot in any way...
She could have clumped her afterwards to liven things up
I'd pay to see Paris getting kicked in the pussy.
Post by miner.-
Post by Dav
Did you listen to the song, btw?
--
No still unable to get it.
You're not really missing much. She says 'I'm screwed' a lot... :)
--
Not one to rush out and buy then
It's debatable whatever her album will ever see the light of day.
Apparently this song has been doing the rounds online for about six
months - it bombed extremely badly on the radio...
--
Oh well, if all else fails she can live on her family billions
Or blow it all on kokaine and ill-advised business ventures and end up
on the street, sucking cock for hard currency where she belongs...

We can only hope.
--
"Interviewing Avril Lavigne is like being hit over the head
with a shovel - an unpleasant experience, which leaves you
feeling dazed and hoping it never happens again."

-- Belfast Telegraph


np: Ramones - I Wanted Everythng
Ray Pearson
2005-05-02 22:01:29 UTC
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Post by Dav
For anyone that follows the world's ultimate groupie/hanger-on. Is
there anything that she *can't* do?
Grow TITS?
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